As I always say.. "let sleeping cats sleep! "

"and sleep for along time!"  

Oh Penny!  You are a dog!  You can't like cats!!!  What the heck is wrong with you?   I am so disappointed in you!  I thought we had a dog bond.  I'm really upset!    Don't think you are gonna snuggle up to me when you have cat fur and cat germs on yourself!  I don't like cat fur and cat germs!  Just keep your distance please, until mom gives you a bath. I'm gonna ask her to do that very soon! 
Thank you!!   
Sincerely, 
Leonard 
A DOG, not friend of cats!