Okay, wait just one dog gone minute here!  That's a cat, that cat named Frankie laying on my bed!  Who the heck does she think she is?  She is right next to MY tennis ball and my stuff toy!    The nerve of THAT cat!  OMG!!  I'm like beside myself over this. I lay in that bed almost every night and now, it has cat germs!  It is probably full of cat hairs too! What is a dog to do?  Oh my!    I think I need to file a complaint.  Where is that box for the complaints?
I hope your day is going better then my day!!
Sincerely, 
Your friend,

 Leonard