OMG.. Look at that stupid cat, is taking up half the bed.  Look at her, all spread out like a crazed lunatic.  Doesn't she know that I could call my friend, Jaybo (the big dog) and Jay could crush her with one jump on the bed.  "Mom, can you move the cat so I can go to bed in peace please?"











"Oh, Hi Dad!  Yes, I feel better if you keep your hand on the cat and I can rest up here near you.  I feel safe with you close to me.  I hope I don't have gas."  LOL